Thursday, July 9, 2009

Mexican anyone?

It's 915pm. O is down for the night and I have just finished a hot bath with a good book. Can anything ruin this weak legged, drowsy, warm from the inside feeling? YES! Yes there is something. It's the sound of a garbage bag rustling downstairs in the kitchen. The sound of the bag containing the recently collected house garbage. The garbage that includes the dirty diapers.... Oh no....TANK!!!!!!

I get downstairs just in time to see Tank remove his huge head from the bag. He has a look of guilty satisfaction on his face having just dined on what Nick likes to call 'Shit Burritos'. Oh, so gross! This is something he's done before when I forgot to put up the gate on Oliver's room. I thought I ended this habit when I finally had the insight to use a diaper pail with a lid. Yet here we are again. The only good news is the faux polar bear mat that he usually likes to dine on isn't in the kitchen.




I know that ultimately this is my fault so I can't really blame the puppy. If you left a Taco Bell bag on the floor I might have to dig into it too. Maybe black garbage bags represents fast food in doggie world.

Happy Nunavut Day to all Nunavummiuts!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, you give me once again a reason to know I'm not ready for a dog on my own!!! I don't think I'm ready for 'Shit Burritos'..!!

Great Blog..keep it going!

Ryan

Kennie said...

I almost barfed myself reading that .. 'shit burritos' - at least Nick looks at Tanks eating habits with some humor ;-) .. betcha won't leave a garbage bag unattended any more

Anonymous said...

That is gross Tank!!!!

Courtney

Unknown said...

ewwwwwwww.......diaper breath on top of where they lick themselves 50 times a day. I think I am so over having a dog.

jen said...

But look at that cute face!! Dogs are do evil and then they look cute. It's just wrong.

Morena said...

Indigo... there is one advantage to having a bulldog. Because of the way they are shaped they can't like themselves there :)

Unknown said...

Morena

I can't like myself there either, LOL!

Anonymous said...

What is the attraction? I know you are waiting for the sea lift and you have Nick to clean up the food but you must have better garbage than that.
Dale

Anonymous said...

I think you need to write more....bord of reading about shit burritos!

Ryan