Dear on-line shopping department of far too many stores I've bought from recently and not so recently,
I am writing because I have a complaint. I appreciate you have a job to do and that it's your business to keep your company fresh and relevant in my life. I'm sure you also realise that not everyone wants to be bombarded with emails advertising your latest and greatest. This is why you have the option to uncheck and opt out of those email.
My question is: WHY DO YOU BOTHER GIVING THIS OPTION IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY WISHES!!!!!
Annoyed email recipient.